LouB: Vocals

Turn Ons: Drunk cougars, NY Mets baseball and Monty Python’s Flying Circus
Turn Offs: Sober cougars, Phillies baseball and the Oxygen Network
Fave Thing On A Rainy Day: Take a nap on the couch
Fave Thing On A Sunny Day: Take a nap on the hammock
Little Known Fact: Has always had a disappointing hairline
Fave Thing About Middle Age: Bad hearing makes it easier to tune people out
Least Fave Thing About Middle Age: That “Still Got Some Left” feeling after urination
Fave Pharmaceutical Ad: Man and woman holding hands in vineyard bathtubs
Fave Middle Age Sex Position: The Doesn't-Put-Too-Much-Weight-On-My-Truss Position

KRoy: Guitar

Turn Ons: A clean garage, a well-padded IRA and swanky architecture
Turn Offs: Cluttered basements, mortgage payments and PTA meetings
Loves Music By: Ramones, The Clash and Jehovah Waitresses
Hates Music By: That singer your kid plays every three minutes
Little Known Fact: Is an incredible Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master
Fave Thing About Middle Age: Stomach paunch makes an excellent snack tray
Least Fave Thing About Middle Age: Inability to remember Fave Thing About Middle Age
Fave Pharmaceutical Ad: Guys laughingly talking about their non-working weenuses
Fave Middle Age Sex Position: The Head-Over-Your-Shoulder-I'm-Outta-Breath Position

Brian: Bass

Turn Ons: Time shares, hot tubs and waitresses who flirt with old guys out of pity
Turn Offs: Visible panty lines, raking leaves and empty toilet paper rolls
Fave Places to Meet Middle Age Women: Veggie aisle, funerals, AA meetings
Doesn't Tell Middle Age Women: He's in this band
Little Known Fact: Isn't quite as grumpy as the other Grumpy Old Punks
Fave Thing About Middle Age: Middle age women
Least Fave Thing About Middle Age: Those damned kids!
Fave Pharmaceutical Ad: The one with the horrifying side effects
Fave Middle Age Sex Position: The No-Cuddling-After-We're-Done Position

Guzda: Drums

Turn Ons: Fast divorcees, fast cars and fast Internet connections
Turn Offs: Cold coffee, cold mini vans and cold linoleum floors
Best Part of Being Drummer: The animal excitement of pounding massive drum kit
Worst Part of Being Drummer: Frequent ruptures from moving massive drum kit
Little Known Fact: His parents had a map of Poland on their front lawn
Fave Thing About Middle Age: The ratio of single men to women
Least Fave Thing About Middle Age: Bubonic Plague (oops, that's Middle Ages)
Fave Pharmaceutical Ad: Anything where very sick people actually look happy about it
Fave Middle Age Sex Position: The No-Pressure-On-My-Rupture Position